List: Nicknames for Vomit-Prone Cats

Next week, I'm getting a bamboo floor installed in my new house. So I thought I'd better study up on how to clean puke off it, because even my digestively angelic cats have been known to spew a load of stomach acid now and then. In my search, I ran across this wonderful site—an Ask MetaFilter forum where people write in with their cat-vomit anecdotes. The best part, aside from their idioms for barf ("gack," "petrified sickup"), was their nicknames for their own puke-prone cats. Here are my faves:

Madame Barfary

Miss Yaksalot

Ralph

Blargh

Lady Spewtastic

Hurkenstein

Yacky the Wondercat

Van Upchuck

So Long, and Thanks for All the Barf

Ms. Scatterbits

Baron von Barfsalot

Lord Launch Lunch

The Duke of Hurl