Named for a Finnish hockey star I once slept with, except I was really drunk, so it might have been that guy from Dallas.
Lakota Sioux for “able to locate and step on lymph nodes.”
Named for the Pacific island on which I did all the brave humanitarian work depicted in the Lifetime movie about me, from which I made diddly—well, four thousand dollars.
Named after my Uncle/Aunt Iniki, who was much more cool after the surgery.
Named for Thor Heyersen’s boat.
It’s almost “Bikini” spelled backwards, except that “Inikib” would have sounded weird, and just calling her “Bikini” would have brought up Barbie connotations. All a reminder of my half-assed “environmentalist” phase.
Can’t spell “Inky.”
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