Sis-Q Rollerz roller derby buttonOakland A’s button
Ugly avocado-green tape dispenser that I bought in 1981 so people would stop stealing tape dispensers off my desk
Nolan Ryan action figure
Page-Up paper holder with fake goldfish inside
8-ball keychain
Vegemite coffee mug
My grandmother’s brass letter opener with Pisces fishes on the handle
2 houseplants
6 notebooks detailing everything that happened in my last two jobs since May 2005
Post-It with the phone number of a man I like
Rusty railroad spike
Voodoo doll
Mechanical pencil
Glass jar for mixing protein shakes, with Italian sticker on it so people wouldn’t throw it in the recycling bin
Jar of Zinke Orchards almond butter
Jar of almonds
Button that says “Screw the e-book”
Button that says “Pet a Yorkipoo”
Bag of Stress Less herbs
Can of WD-40
Wonder Woman stamp
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